Guide to Hong Kong Bars

1) Loud, irritating Aussies and drunken Brits with tight shirts and hairy
chests: The Dublin Jack and Solas
2) Expat kids and rave hippies: Buddha Lounge
3) I love my daddy cuz he gave me a shiny new black Amex: Volar and Prive
4) I'm a Chingsta: Club Beijing and Club Billion (notable mention: Volar)
5) Models, hipsters and douche bags who aren't so cool anym ore now:
Dragon-I (has public seating outside)
6) Just chillin', but please do notice I'm a loud, annoying Aussie: Wagyu
7) The French and other social outcasts hang at Gecko (SocGen's trading floor) (Jen: note this)
8) I'm gay and fabulous: Propaganda and Club97
9) I'm hip and want my sleazy DJ to play European dance music: Goccia
10) No 'working girls' pls, but wouldn't mind a slutty Brit: Mes Amis
11) I have no idea what's cool in this town, but the name must count for
something right? Armani Bar
12) Chubby Brits showing their t1ts after 16 jello shots: Al's Diner
13) I'm an ignorant tourist who thinks a smelly fur coat is f@king sweet:
Balalaika
14) Desperately in need of loving: Insomnia and Dusk Till Dawn (notable
mention: Drop)
15) Underage: Club No.9
16) Cougarville: Wagyu Lounge
17) Broke: Club 7-11
18) I'm cool cuz I get into a member's club that's so desperate it would
even let my mama in: M1NT
19) Fancy rich: Sevva
20) Dirty hipsters: Staunton's (outdoor stairs seating)
21) Black Eyed Peas loving gweilos/abc's who can't get into Volar or
Dragon I (after 2 am): Azure
22) Spent too much dough on stimulants to stop now: Drop
23) Artsy bisexuals and gays: FINDS
24) I like to hang around old quali ty people who truly appreciate their
bubbly art: Kee Club
25) British men in shorts looking to b@ng your maid: New Makati Club,
Dreams II and Laguna
26) Cheap Chinese s3x: Lisboa Hotel Macau (come on... it's close enough)
27) Longing for the days we could still smoke inside: The Ashtray
28) American/Canadian goofs: The Keg and Sugardolls
29) We think we're cool cuz there's a bouncer, but we're really just old
and grumpy: The Cavern
30) I have little to no self respect: Homebase